I ripped this quote off of youtube. I loved it!

"Long ago I stood in the pews during a revival listening to the music when my mother whispered in my ear that if I feel anything, anything at all, walk up to the front and pray with the pastor to get saved. Only a few minutes later I began to feel this eerie sensation deep inside. I couldnt explain the feeling at all. So I let go of the pew and walked up to the pastor. I began speaking to him when the music stopped playing and everything went silent. In that moment I farted loudly. Thanks God.Lol"
-TheMysticroots