Texas Hates Evolution

I don't understand how these "academics" have stopped teaching students about the amazing and purely scientific theory of fairies. Don't these 'science' teachers know about how they make the plants grow? Unbelievable. .....People of Texas, people have thought of Texans to be dimwitted for a long time now. Prove them wrong. Get fairy magic out of your damn schools, don't delete parts of known history, and don't get rid of your teachers. It's fucking obvious that you are in dire need of them.