Best Of Atheist Comedy & Satire #2

There is one thing about the bible I never understood. Many Christians believe that it was written by their god himself.... Ok, fine.... why do some of the stories conflict? Their god is omniscient.... ok. fine.... why does the bible read like Dr Sues? You would think an omniscient author would have a bit more knowledge when it came to basic science.... I can imagine seeing a five year old hearing of a flat earth and thinking... "um...that doesn't make any sense..." Adults have no excuse.