Pope Benedict will soon face charges of Crimes Against Humanity

Oh no!...The Pope is going to be,...somebodies bitch! Say it ain't so!

That's right my friends, Pope Benedict will soon face charges of Crimes Against Humanity from the International Criminal Court according to informationmedia.info, and examiner.com. Whether these sources are reputable, I do not recall. However, I do know that renowned Atheists Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens stated earlier that they themselves were prepared to bring him up on charges.

What, you may ask could the master of morality, the humblest of men in fancy dress, have ever done to deserve this? Well, we are all aware of the priestly perverts being shuffled around the world to 'save their victims' from their abuse, and the denial of the church of the whole ordeal.

This of course would not be enough to go against his holiness. Surely not since no one seems to care, as proven by the fact it has happened so often for so long a time, and the people have done nothing. The second reason for this charge a little thing he said to the people of Africa. He told an AIDS stricken people that wearing condoms is a sin. In his own words, the Pope stated "The traditional teaching of the church has proven to be the only failsafe way to prevent the spread of HIV/Aids.". Simply put, don't protect yourself, let God do it. This genocidal statement has turned much of the world against him, even some of his own Catholic supporters.

Personally, I do not believe this should directed solely at Benny. The entire Vatican should be torn down, and the religion abolished along with it's sister religions. This is highly unlikely to ever happen, but a man can hope. The real question is, can a Pope be convicted of any crime? We are, of course, talking about the most powerful man on the planet. He may not have nuclear weapons...as I said, he MAY not have nuclear weapons,.. But he does have a mass of zealots ready to lay down their lives for him, disregarding anything he does wrong completely.

Do I think The Pope should be convicted? Duh.... I think his punishment should be life in an African prison where his new husband likely has AIDS. I don't always believe in an eye for an eye, but in this case, I will make an acceptation. I conceder this man a murderer who planned on genocide. He deserves the most painful of punishments. But that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.... I doubt it seriously.....